This is a conversation my GENIUS sister showed me between her and some incredibly fucking retarded 7th grader…. It speaks for itself….. Everything below is her email.
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I’m green, she’s pink. Watermelon yay. Additional commentary is in black. Enjoy the show. *bows*
Becca: You asked for me?
FUCKING IDIOT: Hi. Thats all i wanted to say.lol. BUT SINCE KERIS WONT TELL ME… WHAT MANGA SHOULD I WATCH NEXT!
Uh, none. Because you don’t watch manga, you read it. :B [This was a joke, by the way. I wasn’t trying to be mean, even if it did bug me that she got it wrong.]
Well whatever. What is it called then? AN-IMA or something? Fail on you. You could have told me what it was called.
Anime. And if you want me to give you any recommendations you could be a bit more polite, I was just making a joke. >_>
*sigh* In any case, what genre are you interested in? Anime and manga are like books or shows, asking someone to just recommend you one is kind of broad. So like, romance, action, stuff like that. It’d make it a lot easier to help you.
Oh and btw: Anime is the shows, and manga is what you read.
>_> Okay, fine. Im sorry Becca can you just please tell me. Oh, and none of that Dragonball stuff i remember 5th grade and people were reading that so… yeah. It didnt look like me and that i would wont to read it so. NO DRAGONBALL Z. OR XY Y OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
Well, Idk what does keris ((Becca’s best friend)) like? She has good stuff……sometimes…
LOL Dragonball Z is…yeah. It’s not the greatest.
Well Keris reads a lot of yaoi, but I dunno if you’d like that. [Honestly tell me, does any part of this seem hostile or bitchy in ANY way? Seriously, when I use “dunno” that’s usually a sign I’m not trying to be mean :B]
WELL WHATEVER b***h if you arent gonna tell me anything the read/watch then just say it and stop wasting my time. i know keris is putting you up to this only because shes jealous that i like Manga too and afraid that im gonna be a better story writer and prettier than her so. fail on her, [Lol random comma]
What the hell is your problem? I tried to give you a recommendation, but if you’re not going to give me any specifics then how am I supposed to help you? Just saying asking about what Keris likes isn’t going to help me much. Yaoi is basically all she reads these days, so I told you that! I just didn’t think you’d like it that much. And Keris is not AFRAID of you doing better than her. She has confidence in herself, you know. If you’re going to be an ungrateful little brat and get upset when I try to help you, then stop wasting MY time.
Awwwwww.Is the little baby gonna cry. And you know. Introduced her to yaoi in the first place [Lolwut.] so dont say she likes it. I dont like it but i saw it first so therefor its mine. so shut up keris.:P Anyway. I dont have a specific just tell me one to like and we can be done.
[There was a fuck here before I sent it] No. Don’t expect my help after calling me a bitch. Quit connecting everything I do to Keris, just because we’re friends doesn’t mean everything I do is about her. I was honestly trying to help you then you had to get all upset about nothing.
And cry? Over you? Don’t make me laugh. I have bigger things to be concerned about. [Like what to have for breakfast tomorrow.]
Can you read? I said it was to her anyway. Duh. Plus you know i knew you would be no help. [Sooo why did you email me in the first place?] But…oh yeah. Im coming to that oh-so-talked-about Anime thing on the 18th so see you there.
and i know you have alot the be concerned about. i see it everyday. like your grades and others. [O GOD GAIZ CAUSE YOU KNOW I’M FAILING EVERY CLASS]
Great job trying to communicate with her through MY email! :D [Okay I’ll give her that one I DID send it to you xD] And no, you probably won’t see me there, because there’s going to be thousands of people there. Not that you would know that, considering you obviously haven’t done your research. It’s three days, not just on the eighteenth. And have fun with the $45 walk-in fee, by the way. There’s a reason people register in advance.
And I’m doing fine in school. So stop making up stuff because it’s not insulting to me. :] I have less petty [NOTE: NOT A REAL WORD] concerns, not that I’m going to confide in you.
I WAS going to recommend something for you, Caitlin. I really, really was, I just didn’t know what kind of stuff you WANTED. But then you had to say “OMG THIS IS ALL KERIS’ DOING YOU’RE SUCH A BITCH” and I got kind of pissed. And can you really blame me? How would you like it if you were gonna help me with something then I just verbally attacked you? I’ll still give you some stuff to watch/read if you’ll just be mature about this. But the way you’re treating me now, I’m not going to help you.
Thank you. Yeah no kidding Dummy its not like any of us are going to be able to go on friday with school and all. Plus what makes you think that i DIDNT register in advance? [Because last week Noah asked her if she was going and she said no.] Plus im coming on the 19th too. :P
And petty isnt even a word so your obviously failing LA. [LOL!!!!!!!] You need to get a life. lol *like thats gonna happen for you* [Yeah, that’s why I already know where I want to go to college, what I want to do when I grow up, and that I want to adopt a child. Totally just letting life pass me by, right guys?]
All i wanted was for you to just tell me in your oppininon of what you thought i should watch. [I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU FREAKING LIKE!] Thats what i wrote and thats what i wanted.. THANKS FOR NOTHING KERIS.
Actually, the convention is all day so you can go whenever. Another example of you not doing research. But if you are going, then have fun. I’m not fueling this fire anymore. If you want a good manga, try Vampire Knight. I haven’t read it yet but I heard it’s good. [Hey, you know she would love it.]
Have a nice life. Oh, and by the way, just because you don’t know a word doesn’t mean it isn’t one:
petty [ˈpɛtɪ] adj -tier, -tiest 1. trivial; trifling; inessential petty details 2. of a narrow-minded, mean, or small-natured disposition or character petty spite 3. minor or subordinate in rank petty officialdom 4. (Law) Law of lesser importance [from Old French petit] pettily advpettiness n
Who’s failing Language Arts again? c:
[Sorry but the definition indented everything a bit]
Lol. Such a gullible (thats a word just so you know) [ORLY???] little girl. Im not going AWBCA [IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE AAAA W BCA *shot*] whatever you call it. I would NEVER EVER be near a buch of loozrz. yeah so whatever.
whatever
Ohhh my god.
I just laughed so hard in real life.
Thank you, Caitlin. Thank you for making me laugh with your attempt to shock and offend me.
I don’t care if the people there are “loozrz”, whatever that is. I’m having fun with my life and not worrying about what’s “popular”. You should try it sometime, you might get more enjoyment out of life.
And yes Caitlin, I know gullible is a word. I’ve known that for a very long time. :D
you are welcome. [She thinks she’s being witty with this remark, but when you think about it she’s really just acknowledging she was acting stupid enough to make me laugh. Plus I could totally see that coming.]
you should try popular maybe you and keris might be prettier. [How, is the zomg-you’re-popular-nao fairy gonna come and sprinkle us with pretty powder? And is she gonna give us an awful haircut, too?]
you can let it all out i know tnhat you didnt know so you can just tell the truth now. [What? :I ]
Attempting to be popular is just going to make me unhappy. I don’t CARE what other people think, I’m me, and that’s not gonna change because I love my life and I don’t want that to stop just so I can please shallow people like you. That’s the whole truth. Some people aren’t so pathetic they need to have a boyfriend and have makeup caked on their faces to feel good about themselves, as surprising as it is.
I’m done. You can reply, but you’re not getting a response back. Thanks for the laughs, but I’m done filling up my inbox with your crap. See you at school tomorrow. :]
haha baby I WON! [We weren’t playing a game, she was just being a bitch.]
hahahahaha baby I WON!!!!!!! [This was a separate email. Like she had to enforce her fake victory or something.]
That was the end of that email. I stuck to what I said and didn’t reply, although I was tempted. However, a little while later she sent this:
fine sorry whatever trying to have alittle fun fails. dont reply cuz i dont care
BAAAAAAAAAAAW
I’m sorry, but if her idea of fun is to insult me and insult what I like and tell me I should change who I am, well…she fails even harder than before. And yes, I did do what she said and not reply. :D
So there you have it. Caitlin apparently thinks we are all loozrz because we don’t pretend to be someone we’re not to fit in with the crowd. She apparently thinks we should all be stuck up little scene clones that scoff at anime and manga. Even though she asked for recommendations in the first place. Lolwut.
Like I said, I ain’t gonna try and be popular. I’m gonna be who I wanna be, and she should too. I like anime/manga because it interests me, NOT because it’s popular. And dammit she can like all the crappy shit she wants, it won’t bother me as long as she’s doing it for herself. Shallow people like her that are so insecure they have to cling onto the latest trends to feel good about themselves make me sick, and aren’t cool at all in my eyes.
tl;dr Caitlin needs to fuck off. :D
